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pipe down

chris May 30, 2014 Uncategorized 1 min read 0

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cute kitty

chris May 6, 2014 Uncategorized 1 min read 0

Hey, freakshow! wrestling the macho man is right here, and i'm gonna take it to the limit! hulkamania freak out! champion i've been everywhere from soaring with the eagles to…

good times

chris May 2, 2014 Uncategorized 1 min read 0

Hi boys. I'm Tina. I've been using the toilet like an idiot. Jimmy Jr. had a chance to ride the Tina truck, but now it's headed straight for Joshville. Toot-toot.…

horror movies

chris May 1, 2014 Uncategorized 1 min read 0

Red flag red flag blue money vertical integration shotgun approach productize future-proof. Put your feelers out ramp up, yet guerrilla marketing strategic high-level 30,000 ft view, and window-licker. Closer to…

stock images

chris May 1, 2014 Uncategorized 1 min read 0

He said that I was going to get to rob the bank for real. Hey girl, I brought home a few bottles of wine since I know you needed more…

las vegas showdown

chris Apr 28, 2014 Uncategorized 1 min read 0

Hello. Welcome. What a pleasure it is to have you. Just gonna call you Skyler if that's okay. It's a lovely name. It reminds me of the big, beautful sky.…

we have lift off

chris Apr 10, 2014 Uncategorized 1 min read 0

I'll alert the crew. And blowing into maximum warp speed, you appeared for an instant to be in two places at once. Captain, why are we out here chasing comets?…

nose picker

chris Apr 2, 2014 Uncategorized 1 min read 0

This is not to discredit the idea that a jam is the mexico of a bronze. However, a bloomy drain's form comes with it the thought that the lumpen sweatshirt…

bus driver

chris Apr 1, 2014 Uncategorized 1 min read 0

A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking…

why me

chris Mar 31, 2014 Uncategorized 1 min read 0

We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve…