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family guy

chris Jul 20, 2014 Uncategorized 1 min read 0

Garden eel walking catfish crappie ghost carp lighthousefish basking shark, plunderfish, flathead needlefish kingfish mora. Sea devil bighead carp thornfish gray reef shark wrymouth rudd fangtooth pufferfish. Kelp perch tiger…

curve ball

chris Jul 17, 2014 Uncategorized 1 min read 0

Side of rice and beans, please. Fish tacos with cabbage slaw and a side of chips and guac. Tacos for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Um, Tabasco? No thanks, do you…

moon landing

chris Jul 13, 2014 Uncategorized 1 min read 0

Tea vegetables soda barbeque sustainable beer sausage marinate delivery deep frying pepper fish spinach. Cookie customer chick peas desert beets cupcake ingredients locally grown sous-chef lobster. Foodtruck gastronome oven cookie…

image contest

chris Jul 13, 2014 Uncategorized 1 min read 0

Candy canes brownie candy dessert. Tootsie roll bear claw tart tootsie roll pastry. Sesame snaps marzipan tootsie roll biscuit. Oat cake muffin tart pastry chupa chups muffin halvah topping. Candy…

bathroom break

chris Jul 12, 2014 Uncategorized 1 min read 0

Investment safety, fluctuation voice foundation; promising development facilitate Ford Foundation vaccines. Improving quality vulnerable citizens, minority breakthrough insights end hunger giving; affiliate change movements dialogue interconnectivity The Elders focus on…

long distance

chris Jul 8, 2014 Uncategorized 1 min read 0

Turnip greens yarrow ricebean rutabaga endive cauliflower sea lettuce kohlrabi amaranth water spinach avocado daikon napa cabbage asparagus winter purslane kale. Celery potato scallion desert raisin horseradish spinach carrot soko.…

santa claus

chris Jul 5, 2014 Uncategorized 1 min read 0

I had spoken to the Sagoths as I had for the purpose of throwing them off the scent of my purposed attempt at escape. If they thought that I was…

bad beaver

chris Jun 19, 2014 Uncategorized 1 min read 0

I figured I could cut classes for the rest of the semester and he couldn't flunk me as long as I, you know, made the thing. So I finished it…

funny emails

chris Jun 10, 2014 Uncategorized 1 min read 0

Laughing and chattering like the idiot I was fast becoming I fell upon his prostrate form my fingers feeling for his dead throat. Presently they came in contact with a…

funny clowns

chris May 31, 2014 Uncategorized 1 min read 0

Seventeen thousand! Those guys must really be desperate. This could really save my neck. Get back to the ship and get her ready. You'll have to sell your speeder. That's…